The Flavor of Success

Oracle Greatrex: "I could never actually enter your museum. The damage costs from my drool alone would be astronomical."

High Time (with a nod to the Grateful Dead)

Sachdev Saiman: "The years have been good to me ... it's the decades that hurt..."

I Can See Clearly Now

Gnash Rambler hopes he doesn't see the Donny Osmond poster, cause it would probably crash his bifocals.

Gnash Rambler: "Mother Nature has called a few times, and I've refused to answer. She's gonna come over here with Vinnie and Guido and bust down the door and fit me for a cement toilet seat pretty soon."

Keeping Abreast of the Situation

YummyPopcorn Antwerp: "I think these boobs are getting magical powers."

On a Wing and a Prayer

Minako Chabrow:

"Our Lindens, who art in the Labs,
Hallowed be thy prims.
Thy Grid-dom come, thy will be done,
On sims, as it is in The Preview.
Give us this day our daily crash,
And forgive us our Spammery.
As we forgive those, who greif against us
And lead us not, into private parcels.
Amen."

German: The Language of Love?!?

YummyPopcorn Antwerp: How do you say "Are you supposed to have boobs, too?" in German?

Alyson Rosmer: I may be the girl next door and a pin-up darling, but it'll take a lot for you to pin me up...

Attack of the Meat By-Products

Misha Corleone: "My meatloaf is trying to eat my chicken."

Objects in mirror are larger than they appear...

Misha Corleone: "Oh, trust me, I know... my clit runs out of room..."

Misha Corleone: "I'm going to start editing my ass... I'm going to put something in my ass that's specifically for YOU..."

Meat The Neighbors

Darien Kazakov: "Yes, I admit it... I have carnivorous skirts. You don't want to know about my panties."