Different Strokes

Weechee Zinner waves a hand and melts into a nearby shadow.

Maryld Althouse waves her tongue and melts Wee into a wetspot...

Team Spirit

Hughes Howard: "cathy... Ghost of Linden got you..."

Limbo Lower Now... How Low Can You Go?

Grayscale Heidenstam: "I was trapped in sex club limbo."

The Flavor of Success

Oracle Greatrex: "I could never actually enter your museum. The damage costs from my drool alone would be astronomical."

High Time (with a nod to the Grateful Dead)

Sachdev Saiman: "The years have been good to me ... it's the decades that hurt..."

I Can See Clearly Now

Gnash Rambler hopes he doesn't see the Donny Osmond poster, cause it would probably crash his bifocals.

Gnash Rambler: "Mother Nature has called a few times, and I've refused to answer. She's gonna come over here with Vinnie and Guido and bust down the door and fit me for a cement toilet seat pretty soon."

Keeping Abreast of the Situation

YummyPopcorn Antwerp: "I think these boobs are getting magical powers."